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发表于 2004-2-19 02:58:04 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:

  前台小姐:“Hello.”

  老外:“Hi.”

  前台小姐:“You have what thing?”

  老外:“Can you speak english?”

  前台小姐:“If I not speak english, I am speaking what?”

  老外:“Can anybody else speak english?”

  前台小姐:“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”

  老外:“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English?”

  前台小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?”

  老外:“I want to speak to your head.”

  前台小姐:“Head not zai. You tomorrow come!”
发表于 2004-2-21 10:32:10 | 显示全部楼层
有趣。让我想起小时候听过的一句:If you old three old four, I will give you some color to see see.
发表于 2004-2-21 14:28:57 | 显示全部楼层
我也有一句:“Good good study,day day up\"。呵呵,很有意思呢。
我女朋友教我的。
 楼主| 发表于 2004-2-21 22:22:31 | 显示全部楼层
续:
有一个中国留学生在美国街道上走着,走到一个僻静的地方,钻出一个老黑要来打劫。
中国留学说:“ If you want money, I have no; If you want life , I have one !\"(要钱没有,要命有一条)
趁老黑发蒙之即,中国留学生扯足嗓子大喊一声:”滚!\"  ,把老黑吓跑了。
发表于 2004-2-22 11:44:33 | 显示全部楼层
笑死我了~!~~
 楼主| 发表于 2004-2-22 12:09:54 | 显示全部楼层
续:
1、horse horse tiger tiger
马马虎虎
2、go and look!
走着瞧
3、go to head
去个头
4。where,where
哪里,哪里
 楼主| 发表于 2004-2-22 12:11:15 | 显示全部楼层
再续:

red face konw me
红颜知己-

PEOPLE MOUNTAIN PEOPLE SEA
人山人海

we are one home people
我们是一家人
 楼主| 发表于 2004-2-22 12:12:14 | 显示全部楼层
老外学中国成语更倔:

design chance 低三下四
dance shopping 东施效颦
changing warmer 千军万马
more ming cheer miaow 莫名其妙

想继续笑的多发点好贴!俺还有很多!
发表于 2004-2-22 16:17:28 | 显示全部楼层
我也还有一句骂人的:Your mother\'s gone!
哈哈
发表于 2004-2-26 00:47:26 | 显示全部楼层
:mad:笑到晕啊
 楼主| 发表于 2004-2-26 04:52:29 | 显示全部楼层
大家继续续笑:
         
            how do you do?
    你怎么做的?
    I can understand.
    我能倒立。
    Yes, I can.
    是我,罐头。
    May I help you?
    五月份我来帮你?
    You’re welcome.
    你是维尔卡姆。
    How are you?
    怎么是你?
    How old are you?
    怎么老是你?
    Commander said: “Fire!”
    卡曼得喊道:“着火啦!”
    Can I help you?
    我帮你开罐头?
    Are you cold?
    哎哟,冷?
 楼主| 发表于 2004-2-26 04:53:45 | 显示全部楼层
别笑痛肚子啊:

嫁鸡随鸡,嫁狗随狗,嫁个棒槌抱着走——
  Marry cock follow cock, marry dog follow dog.
  Marry a stick,hold it everywhere.
 楼主| 发表于 2004-2-26 04:54:37 | 显示全部楼层
再再继续:

今天不看,明天看。
  Today no see, tomorrow see.

二老好
  two old good

Beat the shit out of you!
  打得你屁滚尿流

love your mother who who who
  爱你妈谁谁谁

王八蛋 KING EIGHT EGGS
  混蛋 MIXED EGG
  坏蛋 BAD EGG
  笨蛋 BEN EGG
发表于 2004-4-8 15:59:08 | 显示全部楼层
哪里找来的啊!还有吗?捂着肚子继续等。。。。。。
发表于 2004-4-8 20:42:56 | 显示全部楼层
Although I already read similar posts on WenXue City, I still feel funny! Thanks.

[ Last edited by cutie on 2004-4-8 at 08:44 AM ]
发表于 2004-4-9 05:12:53 | 显示全部楼层
ha ha ha ha ha !
发表于 2004-4-9 10:58:06 | 显示全部楼层
好笑呀!
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