每次来都晕,门一多我就晕。
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20th wedding anniversary gift3 D, y3 P9 ^" [" _. U$ f+ @, Y1 [: n
; l) T0 U: I- f. r; cThursday, Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expected to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!”# k! o5 J, ~1 m
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The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and, sure enough, there was a wrapped box gift in the middle of the driveway. Confused, Ed’s wife put on her robe, went out to the driveway and retrieved the package. , p6 q2 U, @) \8 o
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She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale...
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