Humorous

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Tommy: Why do you have that watering can?

Dam: I'm going to water the flowers.

Tommy: But it's rainning.

Dam: that's OK. I am wearing my raincoat.

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A littlt boy came home with a fine-dollor bill and said he found it.

\"Are you sure it was lost?\" asked his mother.

\"sure, I\'m sure,\" said the boy. \"I saw the man looking for it.\"

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After going on a diet,a woman felt really good about herself--expecially when she was able to fit into a pair of jeans she had outgrown long ago.

\"Look, look!\" she  shouted while running downstairs to show her husband. \"I can wear my old jeans again!\"

Her husband looked at her for a long time, when said, \"Honey, I love you, but there are my jeams.\"